So I have DeLaCruz a really hard time this year. Geoff Cho and I did random stuff that blow DeLaCruz's cork. A lot. I didn't do any of it to hurt or anger DeLaCruz or disrupt the class, cuz DeLaCruz rocks and you will all listen to him next year if you have any brains in your head. Which clearly I don't . Or Geoff. Geoff sucks worse than me. Seriously, like if brains were dynamite, he'd be a freakin' moron. Anyway, DeLaCruz is an awesome dude and he did in fact teach us a lot, even though we made it as hard for him as we could.
You've already signed up for AP, which means you can't get out. Which is too bad. But since you're here anyway, listen up. There's a chance you can get out after the second nine weeks. TAKE THAT CHANCE. I didn't find out until it was too late. Seriously. 3 nine weeks is hellish. But if you stay in, which I assume you will, listen close because it's pretty much one of the smartest classes you'll ever take. You will find sex in every essay ever, every poem, and death with the sex. Death sex. Yeah. You laugh, but it's everywhere. But once you start seeing sex or death everywhere, don't fight it, it means you've started becoming the analytical genius that AP is supposed to make you into. And it does. Seriously, I'm grateful to everything DeLaCruz did and put up with, making me a much better student then I was, if not a better person. You begin to analyze everything, even other classes and TV shows. You may not like seeing underlying connections and meanings in your MTV or Dawson's Creek or whatever the young Folk watch today, but it'll happen anyway, and you end up being really good at it, which helps when you're totally unloaded on by DeLaCruz's Bat-Crap Loco projects. Which were kinda fun. Like Ernie Joad. You'll get what I'm talking about later. It's worth it to be in this class, not only for the college credit but the experience. Even if you do have to deal with Emily Dickenson. I did like this class, despite everything, and I assume you will too, class of ought 9. Good Luck. You're gonna need it.
Geoff Sucks.
Seriously, like you paid him to or something.